Goofiez Smalls Strain

Price range: $49.00 through $329.00

Goofiez Smalls Strain offers candy-sweet funk and relaxed hybrid effects. Perfect for chill sessions, creative work, or stress relief—on a budget.

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Goofiez Smalls Strain

Goofiez Smalls Strain brings the same incredible terpene profile and smooth hybrid effects as full-size buds—but in a more affordable, everyday-ready format. This strain is a cross between Apples & Bananas and Grape Gas, giving it a uniquely sweet, funky aroma and a balanced high that makes you feel mellow, happy, and uplifted. Whether you’re sparking up after a long day or fueling a chill creative project, Goofiez Smalls delivers that perfect high without breaking the bank.

Genetics & Lineage

Goofiez is a genetic powerhouse bred from:

  • Apples & Bananas: A fruity, euphoric hybrid known Moonbar edible for a sweet inhale and creative energy.
  • Grape Gas: A gas-heavy strain with funky fruit notes and soothing body effects.

The result? A hybrid that combines fruit-forward sweetness with gassy funk and a well-balanced, feel-good high.

Aroma & Flavor

Goofiez Smalls Strain packs a punch of candy-like sweetness on the nose, followed by skunky fuel and grape peel. When you light it up, the inhale is creamy and sugary, while the exhale brings mild sour gas and a smooth, earthy finish. It’s the kind of flavor that lingers on your taste buds—and in the room—long after the session ends.

Effects You Can Expect

  • Uplifted: Delivers mental clarity and a subtle euphoria that enhances your mood.
  • Relaxed: Soothes without sedation, perfect for chill hangs or Moonbar edible stress relief.
  • Creative: Sparks ideas and conversation without racing thoughts.

Goofiez Smalls is a hybrid through and through—great for daytime or early evening use. It won’t knock you out, but it will help you wind down, smile more, and stay in the moment. Ideal for both casual users and seasoned smokers who want a go-to strain with flavor and function.

Perfect For:

  • Budget-conscious buyers who still want premium effects
  • Daytime sessions, creative tasks, or winding down
  • Managing anxiety, stress, or creative block
  • Fans of fruit-meets-funk cannabis profiles Moon bar 

Product Details

  • Strain Name: Goofiez
  • Brand: Wham THC
  • Type: Hybrid (Balanced)
  • THC Range: 22%–26%
  • Flavor Profile: Candy, grape, gas, sour funk
  • Format: Smalls (affordable premium flower)

Storage Tips

  • Keep sealed in a cool, dry place.
  • Use a humidity pack to retain stickiness and flavor.
  • Avoid excess air or light to preserve freshness.

Final Thoughts

Goofiez Smalls Strain is a flavorful, feel-good hybrid that gives you everything—without the premium price tag. From its fruity-funky aroma to its smooth, uplifting effects, this strain is the perfect pick for your daily rotation. Great weed doesn’t have to cost a fortune—and Goofiez Smalls proves it.

For legal adult use only. Must be 21+. Store securely. Comply with all cannabis regulations.

Size

3.5g, 7g, 14g, 28g

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